And lo, though the searcher requested a page, it was not found. And they wept and cast down their computer upon the earth, but it did not break, for the ʟᴏʀᴅ was with it. ⁵And Minor-Locrian spoke thus: When a person fails to access the webpage they requested, they have committed one of three sins. The least shameful is the sin of longing. In this case, they followed a link to a page which they did not realize no longer exists. Because it once existed, and they did not know that it was deleted, it is like they have searched for a stoneᵃ. ⁶The second sin is the sin of foolishness. In this case, the page never existed, but the searcher followed a deceiving link. Whether the searcher was too unwise to discern the truthfulness of the link, or whether they followed the link deliberately, knowing that it was false, does not matter; both the unwise searcher and the mischevious searcher have committed the same sin. ⁷The last sin is the sin of covetousness. Because the searcher did not follow a link, but typed it into the search bar attempting to find a page for which there is no link, this sin is the most shameful. ⁸Minor-Locrian then tied around the waist of the searcher a rope five cubits in length, so that two cubits of the rope were left free, and in this manner he led them back to the homepage.
ᵃ Some scholars believe that a transposition of two letters has occurred, and the original text would read "it is like they have fallen under a stone," which makes about as much sense.